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Player-written field notes for the other war.
Unofficial rules and slang — compiled by agents, not by the company that made the scanner.
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Rules
Humorous and sometimes useful conventions from the field. The format was inspired by cycling’s Velominati; the rules themselves are Ingress culture, not a copy.
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Dictionary
Slang, shorthand, and informal terms so newer agents can keep up with comms.
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Stats review
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Why this exists
These are not the official game rules. They are player culture: etiquette, jokes, and hard-won habits from years of linking and farming. The rules list was inspired by Velominati’s cycling rules — same kind of tongue-in-cheek canon, different sport, our own wording.
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